taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves

I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious

by heh ehhe December 31, 2012

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled

Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled

by EEGYOLKAREA51ALIENASADISGUISE July 20, 2019

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.

1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it

by thenabster126 April 8, 2021