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peter parker

when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
by tkifr February 17, 2008
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Paramedic

Icy blooded, steel natured, beast capable of doing the near impossible with almost nothing to work with in the worst conditions for the least possible pay. Given twice the social responsibility of law enforcement and none of the authority, while firefighters are running into the burning building, paramedics take up residence in the burning building and start unpacking boxes and paying rent.
Stepping out of the ambulance and surveying the scene the paramedic sighed and said, "Get my coffee, it's going to be a long shift. "
by Old_Scratch July 1, 2015
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Bulls On Parade

A group of fat chicks dressed up, but still messy, to go out and hunt for men.
Dude, check out those bulls on parade. i don't care how drunk it am, don't let me go home with one of them.
by BeachTiffany July 13, 2012
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triple parked

One who has not just two, but three drinks on the go at once. Most likely due to the fact they can't handle their drink and should just go home.
Peter is now TRIPLE parked. Someone get this guy out of here..
by OhWowAreYouSerious November 17, 2016
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The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.
"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.
by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005
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parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.
I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?
by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
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Hard Parked

That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!
by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012
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