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Owens are always playing Sax when they can
by People pleasing person August 7, 2023
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Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
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Bro did you hear that Owen guy got put away for molesting 1500 kids
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Stay away from any Owen that you meet. Owens are libtards that are bound to die alone. They are known to all have a critical condition where they defecate 24/7. They wear loose boxers so the constant crap is bound to leak on your shoes.
See that fat frick over there, he’s owen
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I was owening how many stars there are in the universe
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An owen is a stupid boy who will break your heart, Owens will not reply to your messages and will be very blunt, they are not mature enough to be in a relationship and will like multiple people at once, Owens will lead you on and act as if not happened…
Oh look did you see that Owen was with another girl the other day
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