Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.

My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...

by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025

on the deuce

simply means on the low

DON'T FORGET TO BAM RECORDED ALOT OF SHIT ON THE DEUCE IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT TO RELEASE IT

by The_Abbot December 12, 2010

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018