Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".

Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.

by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010

Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 14, 2013

Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.

Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!

by plummajoe May 25, 2012

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

Drop the Jam

Similar to the meaning "Spill the tea". Drop the jam is the action of dropping a gossip bomb.

Hey Lauren, i heard you got with Jake last night, Drop the Jam!

by Luckyexpress November 26, 2020

steak and jam

A sex move where the female fills her vagina with jam and the male insues to penetrate.

Carly: Oh my god John, I love the steak and jam!!
John: Oh yes Carly, I love jam all over my cock!

by Pirate_Turtle June 14, 2016

space-jammed

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.

1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.

by lizzip April 20, 2005