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bad apple

1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation

2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
Usages:

1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.

2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual May 5, 2006
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bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.
private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
by switch1twitch April 21, 2010
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bad couch

18 grams of mushrooms in a vitamin c smoothie split between four people and shit goes awry. used to describe a general wrongness
Dude 1: Wanna go to Chippendale's?
Dude 2: No Dude, BAD COUCH!
by RHProvus March 11, 2010
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bad service

What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"

Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."

Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
by KatieeisKinky. December 7, 2009
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Extra Bad

When you need something REALLLYYYYY bad.
or
When something is really good.
Shit, I need a smoke extra bad.

OMG, liek that ride at 6 flags was extra bad!!
YA it was LoL!
by knewguy March 3, 2009
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badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987
Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!
by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014
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Bad Animal

An unusual or unorthodox person. Someone or something that does everything ass backwards. Can also mean a situation that you don't want to get involved in.
Stubborn and hardheaded to a fault, usually getting oneself or others into a dangerous situation
Johnny is just a Bad Animal, right or wrong he's gotta do it his own way.
That roof is a Bad Animal I'm done trying to fix it.
by NightbyDay January 2, 2015
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