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Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.
Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
by Sansblague December 13, 2018
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taco joke

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off
Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos
by Slojoe May 5, 2018
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Jammy Joke

A joke which is actually a lie. But is called a jammy joke Because it is less harsh than a lie. It contains jammy because it is so packed full of jammy lie goodness
Person one: i like mudkipz

Person two:Really

Person one: JAMMY JOKES i heart Charizard
by Michaleson November 23, 2010
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All Jokes

Riyah is just all jokes, she is so funny
by jokes.jokes.com October 17, 2019
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Fusion Joke

by j.k.11 August 4, 2019
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The Jonaldthan Joke

the worst joke of all time. it’s not even a joke. popularized in the 2010’s. an American classic.
The Jonaldthan Joke is a cult american classic
by ejuuun February 10, 2020
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Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!
by Ezra69 October 1, 2020
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