mushroom gorge

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.

v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen

n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.

v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.

by BonerBilly April 01, 2015

mushroom stampin

To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.

Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.

by E-Haw December 27, 2002

Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler May 27, 2018

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 02, 2018

the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily

"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."

by skii_ November 25, 2023

mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000VR and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers

me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom

by January 16, 2021

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke March 04, 2018