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mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.
by dglen September 1, 2013
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MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.
"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"
by angryrancor September 9, 2021
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american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol
by Big aldo May 11, 2021
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mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.
person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!
by babycløut August 11, 2019
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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012
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Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
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