Skip to main content

Cutting the muffin

Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.
She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string
by Smuttyman August 26, 2016
mugGet the Cutting the muffinmug.

muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
by kiki1987 March 20, 2013
mugGet the muffin outmug.

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
mugGet the Sprinkle Muffinsmug.

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.
I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.
by gnelcajon June 9, 2015
mugGet the Muffin Gasketmug.

muffin fuzz

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.
by One eye angi November 3, 2017
mugGet the muffin fuzzmug.

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive
Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin
by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016
mugGet the Ninja Muffinmug.

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.
by Beeg nene May 18, 2020
mugGet the Muffin Gamermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email