Cutting the muffin

Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.

She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string

by Smuttyman August 26, 2016

muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.

Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.

by kiki1987 March 20, 2013

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.

I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.

by gnelcajon June 9, 2015

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020