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Moose knuckle

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021
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Moose Hanger

A unusually large, girthy sized penis.
by moosehanger101 July 1, 2022
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totta mooses

finnish positive answer to question. almost same as "sure" or mos def
-lähdetäänkö illalla ryyppäämään?
-totta mooses!
-let's go boozing tonight?
-sure!
by matti March 9, 2005
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Moose On The Loose

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.
Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?
by Aggieballer33 October 5, 2017
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Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.
Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job
by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010
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moose knuckles

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.
by Jefferstone January 19, 2017
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Moose Man

a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.

A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.

a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.

Joshua Clegg.

a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.
"hey Moose Man"
"Hey bill"
by Joshytclegg October 12, 2008
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