Minecraft

God teir game

Do u play minecraft?
Nah fortnite
*loads shotgun*

by MeM3_L0Rd November 2, 2019

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The game only true legends play and where many men of god spent their childhood consisting of hitting trees, building, killing mobs, screaming, griefing, parody songs and little kids

friend:"yo, you wanna hit up the fort?"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"

by whiteboard16 November 25, 2019

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One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

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3D Terraria

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria

by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024

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a game realeseses peisecs in 2011 about usin blox to build stuff and usig nice weepons 2 destroy dragons, zombeez, skewewons, creepy pastas - wait, no - crrepers, an ova stufff . peeople who pway dis game r like epik gamrs

botted up my pc cuz i neeed need dat minecraft batto pass

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

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