An annoying little bitch who hates being called Mat, Don't talk to this guy, he will murder you in your sleep
by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.
Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006
Get the Dirty Matthewmug. Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.
by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a very kind,caring, and cute guy. He can tell that something is wrong with you by your tone in your voice and he will do whatever it takes to find out what’s wrong. He will ask you over and over what’s wrong until you finally tell him what’s wrong and then he makes you feel better about it. If his friends are being rude or disrespectful he apologizes to you even though he didn’t do anything. He is overall the best boyfriend you could ever have.
I love Matthew he is the best boyfriend ever.
by Heartley January 6, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by crackheadinvasionomgscary August 15, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.