Matthew Lazenby

Matthew Lazenby is a music producer from the uk known for his songs one and only and alone . You can find him on Spotify @matthew Lazenby

Have you heard the new Matthew Lazenby song

by Lpkg August 26, 2021

matthew mader

A sexy guy with great hair

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair

by fromthehood05 March 01, 2017

Dirty Matthew

Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.

Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!

by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006

Matthew

A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.

Wow, Matthew is the dumbest kid in the school.

by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017

Matthew

He is a straight whit male who supports trump and is a commie killing machine

There goes matthew shifting gears and passing queers and killing commies

by Uncle mac August 24, 2018

Matthew

A boy who will make you love him. He will make you think he loves you. After a month or so, he will leave you like nothing. He will tell you be never loved you.
Some describe him as athletic, slim, amazing hair, and overall perfect.

Matthew came into my life and destroyed me.

Eric just played Alyssa. He's such a Matthew.

by This-is-the-truthh February 29, 2016

Matthew

literally albino

like Matthew is actually albino

by crackheadinvasionomgscary August 15, 2019