Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.

Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

Big Red Machine (Kane) by Glenn Jacobs September 9, 2004

baby mama machine 

When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them

1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.

baby mama machine by you seen it here first February 26, 2008

Washing machine 

When a group of people talking group up into a circular form. The way washing machine functions is that a person is pushed in the middle of the circle and he is 'ganged up on' being continuously pushed around the circle.

If someone you dislike is in front of you in a circular conversation, push him in the circle, so everyone will gang up on him and push him. Use the word 'Washing machine' to alert everyone to gang up

Washing machine by Unannoymous September 20, 2006

sex machine 

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

sex machine by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

assrape machine 

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

assrape machine by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010

rage against the machine 

A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER

Hey Joe, you know what rocks?

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.

rage against the machine by FreePablo January 5, 2004

sex machine 

To be very sexy.

"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)

sex machine by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003