May 31 

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

May 31 by Luis Mario March 30, 2022

May 27 

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

May 27 by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

May 2 by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

May 1st 

National spend time with your bf/gf day

Let’s do something significant other! It’s may 1st

May 1st by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022

May 14... 

Gio eats you out day

Omg i love may 14...

May 14... by Not gio April 30, 2022

May 17th 

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

May 17th by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

May 8 

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

May 8 by machary May 2, 2022