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Dick Licker 

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"
Dick Licker by B1992 June 29, 2016
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pussy licker 

That is a person, who licks a lot of pussy.
Look at that pussy licker, he licks her everyday.
pussy licker by Pornoguy69 January 4, 2017

Window licker 

Being a retard or "sped" in general.
Yo Joey dont be such a window licker

OR
You fucking window licker

Willie Licker 

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie
How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!

clittie licker 

A female who muffdives
"People know me as the clittie licker round these parts "
clittie licker by bond831 July 20, 2017

Serial Licker 

A sexy beast who continuously licks girls until they can't take it no more and explodes
Have you met J? He's such a serial licker
Serial Licker by Fictionalname October 7, 2017

schlong licker 

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
schlong licker by yumclump September 18, 2017