Lai-on

A person who tells lies for so for a breathing.

Why are you surprised? Lai Mohammed is a Lai-on.

Whenever the minister speaks, we all have to shout "Lai-on King!"

by ludaGee January 31, 2020

Lays up

Laugh at yourself u pussy

Here comes Pete with the lays up

by Tethedonn December 29, 2021

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

liquor lay

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...

by Nathan7921 March 13, 2009

tiana lay

she is a very peculiar person and doesn't know that I exist. she is pretty nice other wise.................... sike she is a dirty bitch who sucks jamals dick on a daily basis and will give you head only if you give her $1000000.

person 1; tiana lay is such a nice person
person 2; yeah and she also gave head the other day but now I am broke

by muccum August 28, 2022

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.

Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!

by fckupthafun September 4, 2023

Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.

I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.

by Mando September 11, 2016