An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.
He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl
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Get the R. Kelly mug.R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.
R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person
*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person
*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
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Kelly Rowland let Beyonce Knowles take advantage of her due to the fact that she was blinded by "friendship."
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
Get the Kelly Rowland mug.The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the kelly ripa mug.Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011
Get the Helen Kellered mug.The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.
Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
by rhoded0gg2 May 10, 2014
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loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011
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