Jonathan Jaison

The meaning of Jonathan Jaison is fat cut Indian that gets no bitches and simps for everyone and he thinks he has all the G's but is terribly mistaken it is his best friend Aaron who has all the G's and bitches the G's only like Jonathan because Neta told everyone Jonathan Chacko Jaison gives a good titty fuck and the G's what to practise on him before they try on their misses.

Yo is that Jonathan Jaison from the gay strip club

by that1indianigg@ August 24, 2022

The Jonathan Move

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014

Goodluck Jonathan

A person who rules with passion and dignity but is insulted by many

That guy is such a Goodluck Jonathan

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Jonathan and Eva

The perfect couple <3

Jonathan and Eva are forever and ever :)

by Love :) February 17, 2009

Kevin Jonas Syndrome

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.

Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫

by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010

Jonas Brothers

began their raging popularity in the summer of 2007. band of three studly brothers who are a christian band that started in wycoff new jersey. (in order of age) kevin, joe, and nick. teen pop sensations. almost every teenage girl in the U.S. has heard/or is a fan of them. no profanity, drug refrence, sexual inuendos, or dirty misconceptions.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')

around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.

teenie: OH MY GOSH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!

by Haley T January 12, 2008

Joe Jonas

www.myspace.com/metalman4045

Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas

<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=394038755&albumID=22206&imageID=13079798"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/7f31cb8c69a146078ea7022cdc9653cc/m.jpg" alt="Hot Karl and Cool Kenny" /></a>


Joe Jonas fanclub

by Jason Weipert April 18, 2009