by Danny Boyd July 26, 2005
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Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.
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Get the John Mulaney mug.A "Fat John" is a code word for the act of taking a poop. No one is exactly sure where the name came from, but it originated in Manchester, NH and has since spread. When referring to a Fat John, the you usually pretend it is a real person.
Person 1: "Dude, Fat John is about to visit me!"
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
Person 2: "No way! He visited me today, and boy, was he angry!"
Or rather,
Person 1: "Aw jeez, I'm about to be visited by Fat John."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "Everybody's met Fat John. In fact, most people see him everyday. Sometimes he tries to come in before you're ready, and sometimes he can just explode at you. You usually feel better after Fat John leaves."
by LeSuave April 8, 2013
Get the Fat John mug.1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.
2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.
2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.
1. Smoke up, Johnny!
2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!
2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!
by Marty J A December 20, 2006
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They then voted to elect John Boehner of Ohio as Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress.
It seems that the G.O.P. plans to undo all the progress made during the 111th Congress!
They then voted to elect John Boehner of Ohio as Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress.
It seems that the G.O.P. plans to undo all the progress made during the 111th Congress!
John Boehner may well be the worst choice for Speaker of the House since Newt Gingrich! His first priority is to repeal the Healthcare Reform passed in 2009!
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