Jassim Alajmi

an insensitive prick that teaches Banking and Finance courses at the University of Bahrain.He likes torturing students by preparing really tough exam questions which only he can answer.He also likes showing-off when someone asks him a question about something and acts least concerned about his students problems.I mean what the fuck is he trying to prove??? That he has the power to get us difficult exams or he wants to prove that he's a real genius???

NOTE: Jassim Alaji loves to use the word "MA3GOOLA" in most of his sentences.So dont be surprised if you see them in every example.

"Ya3ni ma3goola ayeeb likom imti7an sahil?? Aneh thi"9ati feekom kbeereh!"

"Intaw il-students mal jami3at ilba7rain lazim itroo7oon ilhaj kil shahar mob mara wa7deh bas...7aram 3alaikom 3ala illi itgoolooneh..."

"ya3ni ma3goola mat3arfoon ma3neh kalimat 'eethar'??"

by BraveHeart June 10, 2006

Jessica Dohme

Beauty...pure Beauty. She caught my eye and I'll always love her..even if we're not together

Wow...look at jessica Dohme

by _In_Love_ December 19, 2012

Jessica

A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.

"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"

by FishTacoFrank April 25, 2011

Jessica

A fun, smart, weird, goofy, special piece of trash girl. One of those people who you could complain about anything to them and they would never tell another soul. An outgoing girl that is very loyal to all her friends and will do anything for her best friends and loved ones.

Wow look at that trash their name must be Jessica.

by Daness June 23, 2017

Jessica

Extremely a fat ass bItch

I wish I never saw Jessica and her fat ass Because she’s weird not helpful

by Noah Coleman October 27, 2019

Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

jessica

loser that no one likes, hangs out with other ugly losers
very jealous of all other girls, weird ugly slut who looks like a pumpkin

look at that jessica girl she's such a loser

by truthtruthtruthtruth123 January 1, 2012