New Jersey Pottery

Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.

Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery

by HIJACKER13 May 22, 2011

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

st jerome catholic school

The worst fucking school in Fort Lauderdale. This is a expensive ass ghetto school where all you learn is how to make teachers quit and how to be disrespectful, i s2g kids rioted every other day and all the kids grew up to smoke weed and get wasted all the time

St Jerome Catholic School is a horrible ass school which has just gotten more and more like a prison every single year.

by Thissomeweirdassshit July 2, 2020

Hamilton New Jersey

The scariest place u can visit, some say it’s worse then Trenton, don’t visit unless u wanna get gang banged by 100 men with glocks.

Oh he was shot in Hamilton New Jersey

by Justin tit February 24, 2019

New Jersey

The best state in the nation. New Jersey is pretty much all urban, meaning everything is in walkin distance and theres always somethin to do. Its got a really nice hip-hop scene that is often overlooked cuz its in the shadows of NYC and Philly. Best weed in the nation, too.

When people say to me,"HA HA you're from shitty New Jersey!", I tell them "yea bitch, you couldn't make it there."

by dru from new jeru June 15, 2004

New Jersey

A tremendously beautiful part of the northeast, that was ruined because the land was worth more as suburban sprawl from NYC than it was as farmland. Its residents think is the greatest place in the world, largely because the only people who still live there are the people who have never traveled anywhere but in the tri-state or down south. Anyone who has made it anywhere else makes damn sure they never come back. They specifically made the tolls outgoing and not incoming for this reason, because they knew nobody would ever pay to come here, and wanted to discourage anybody left from leaving. Because life is sad and pathetic here, largely due to the lack of good tacos and art, people are willing to risk theirs and others just to beat you by five minutes getting home, or better yet to the traffic jam ahead. Unfortunately most of them have no basic understanding of traffic flow, so they spend a lot of time slamming on their brakes and getting cock blocked in the slow lane. New Jersey-ans don't pump their own gas, because they're so retarded from having the largest number of superfund sites that they couldn't figure it out. And the bagels and pizza, while delicious, don't even begin to make up for the sheer amount of strip malls assaulting every town.

" Where ya from?"

"New Jersey"

"Oh yeah? I've never been there"

"...........You ain't missing much"

by Got the Hell Out October 4, 2012

Clark, New Jersey

Where some really hot guys are.

Girl from another town: "Hey, did you see that Clark, New Jersey guy?"
Another girl: "Yeah, he was soooo hot!"
Clark guy: "Thanks girls."

by JessieGirlxo May 14, 2011