Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.

I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.

by Snowqueen May 24, 2024

Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder

Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder (JCOD) is a disorder in people (usually white men. white women can be too) where they are obsessed with Japanese Culture. It can be a phase or chronic. Cases include:

Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.

Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.

Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.

Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.

Mild:

Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.

Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)

Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024

Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024

Japanese tip tickling

The act between two Japanese men that engage in tickling each other's penis tips as if engaged in sword fighting.

"Hey Conner why did you and Adam start Japanese tip tickling in the locker room?"

by Lucky and bolder January 8, 2025

Japanese aegyo

basically this is where someone is doing aegyo but the aegyo isn't powerful enough so they need to hit the ultra powerful kawaii yandere Japanese aegyo which wins over the enemies quickly.

'yo abdi hit them with the final attack, the JAPANESE AEGYO!!!' 'yo abdirahim hit the japanese aegyo in the store earlier and got all his snacks for free!!!'

by nocontextpluto January 19, 2026

Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII

Phrase used against people who drag out subjects well past their prime

More Pegasus: Mr. Beast just did bad thing.

Commenter: Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII.

by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

Japanese Diarrhea

The kind of shit that happens the morning after you eat an entire Tornado Roll and half a Catamount Roll and the ginger and wasabi that comes with it.

"I thought you were leaving your house at 9."
"Sorry, The Japanese Diarrhea got me."

by The Picklefather February 22, 2026