teh internetz

1. Place: The anti-world of the internet. Filled with dumb-fucks, spammers, cheaters, bots, noobs, and fakes.

2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.

John: I lost my way and ended up in teh internetz D:
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD

by Teh grammer freek ninjah April 6, 2011

internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005

internet slang

A form of new language that peopla have found neccesary to create to confuse the "older" generation. This new language has given a rise to ALOT of the words that can be found at urbandictionary.com .

FOX NEWS: "Interner slang in dominating the new world...the republican world!!"

by Ritz February 27, 2005

internetz

Something given to people as a reward on the internet.

/b/tard: SAUCE PLEASE!!! MANY INTERNETZ TO PERSON WHO FINDS IT!

/b/tard 2: Fap hard /b/rother

by 0oanono0 February 25, 2008

internet explorer

The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.

My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!

by EvanAC September 22, 2005

internet slut

A girl who you talk to on the internet, and sometimes send pictures of your erect penis. Frequently someone you cybered with and then got to know better. Sometimes they can become good friends.. other times they just clog up your inbox with junky forwards. Or turn out to be guys.

Aww, none of my internet sluts are online.. I'll have to go out and meet some REAL people! (sigh)

by hippyfucker February 28, 2004

internet

The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.

p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start!

p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006