dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick
"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"
by butter-flies January 26, 2023
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garden digger

aka hoe or sexual tool
a garden digger is kitty 1 aka ali's first split personality
by angelb June 07, 2006
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 07, 2020
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Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019
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garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.
I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.
by BTB9077 April 27, 2017
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Garden streaker

Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment
Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception
by Hawk tuah57 June 19, 2024
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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly May 03, 2018
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