georgia mud flap

This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock

I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.

by chilimann February 14, 2014

fat flaps

A fat miserable, middle aged woman who leaves floaters in the toilet at work. She is ugly & most likely will be lonely for the rest of her life. She also has fat hands & does fanny farts.

Fat flaps...go sit on a bat you miserable c**t

by greekforthehoneybee December 8, 2010

Fish Flap Frenzy

When a woman has been denied sex and her genitalia starts a quiverin'.

" Ula Mae, when I see your attitude improve I'll be back to gives you some cock." I says. "In the mean time don't throw a Fish Flap Frenzy Fraulein."

by Mr. Doses June 24, 2018

Soggy Piss Flaps

when piss flaps have a overly wet feeling, possibly after sex

I was banging away and I couldn't get any traction, she has such soggy piss flaps, I just wilted.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Louisiana Mud Flap

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.

My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.

by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008