Human charity shield 

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."

Human charity shield by Swedge June 3, 2013

human feature

A man-made landmark, building or anything that is built by humans (not something that is formed naturally). Housing areas and parks are examples of human features including urban areas.

The Eiffel Tower is a human feature in France because humans built it and it wasn't formed naturally

human feature by revolver shane January 30, 2017

human bathmat 

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

human bathmat by trikeman May 23, 2010

Human Speed Bump 

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

Human Speed Bump by slice60 February 22, 2008

Human Spam 

Individuals who approach one on the street with unsolicited literature or requests, such as free newspapers, The Big Issue, flyers, requests for money, 'Charity Muggers', religious apologists, petition carriers, etc. These individuals in Britain have replaced the now banned practices of cold calling, email spamming and junk mailing, as the only thing charities/companies don't need permission for any more is invasion of personal space and public harassment.

"I am late because I had to do the Human Spam Slalom down the high street."

Human Spam by Summer B October 10, 2008

human biscuit 

simialar to the game "biscuit" where a number of males ejaculate on a peice of toast.

morgan lisik "human biscuit"

human biscuit by FERNANDO HORTEZ! January 6, 2012

AP Human Geography 

A high school advanced placement class focused around studying where people live and why. It is an interesting and likable class if you pay attention and have the right teacher but if you don't you may be that kid that sleeps in the back and gets a 2 on the exam. Although APHG can be tedious at time, it applies to current events and will give you a better understanding of the world around you. The class gets 5/5 stars.

AP Human Geography is an awesome class, prove me wrong.

AP Human Geography by it'sWingaRRdium April 22, 2020