Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

by matt fortune November 12, 2006

hook up

v. To provide or return.

"Hook me up with some greens"

by zx August 15, 2002

Honky-Ass Cracker

A white person who displays an enormous amount of racism towards a black person unintentionally. These people are usually found in country clubs, sheltered rich neighborhoods, and white trash trailer parks.

Rich White Person: "Thanks for (insert job, service, or common courtesy), here is a 100 dollar bill, or a 'benjamen' as your people call them, so you can pay your baby momma's child support."
Random Black Man: "The fuck is up with this Honky-Ass Cracker?!"

by ThaRealSkweezy June 6, 2012

off the hook

Intense or out of control, but typically in a good or fascinating way. The term is derived from a boxing metaphor - when boxers train on a heavy bag they can knock the bag "off the hook". Also see "knock him out of the box" for another popular boxing metaphor.

Did you see that Russian climbing video? Damn, those dudes were flipping off four story buildings! It was off the hook!

by Stephen Mola November 3, 2007

Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life December 25, 2007

hooker earings

Large hoop earings worn chiefly by females looking to attract men.

"Girl, I told my neice to take off them hooker earings!"

by ez64holidays March 23, 2008

Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009