Hipster

Typical non-conformist. They forget the ability to just enjoy music simply because it's good and opt instead to argue about it. They feel they are entitled and waste thousands of dollars just to look like a homeless person. They don wingfarers, mustaches, kids' t-shirts, etc etc because it's "ironic" despite their complete lack of understanding of humor or irony. They rebel without understanding their cause. They only appreciate foreign films without realizing that they are "mainstream" in a different culture. They claim and are proud of being into things before everyone else liked them. When a musicians dies, they are the first ones to claim that they loved their music way before they died. They feel that the amount of vintage clothes that they own earn them some sort of credit as a human being. Really, they claim anything they wear that looks remotely old-fashioned is vintage. Like that counts for a lot. They are too busy rejecting social norms and having sore asses to appreciate anything that isn't "underground", still being hypocritical and shopping at mainstream stores. They believe they are smarter than everyone else without reasoning. They hate America and are unappreciative of their liberties. They've got 99 first world problems and starving to death isn't one.

In conclusion, hipsters are humorless, pretentious twats.

Normal person: Man, I love this new (insert formerly indie band here) track.

Hipster: Ew, you like them? I heard that they're on the radio now... Sell-outs.

Normal person: So you're sore that one of your precious indie bands has become successful, actually earning money and audience by pursuing their dream?

Hipster: ...

Normal person: Yeah, good reasoning.

by CDubayoo November 8, 2011

hippy juice

Patchouli Oil. Usually combined with under tones of body odor from lack of washing/shaving of body hair. May also cover the smell of marijuana.

"Wow man, after hotboxing the van, I gotta put on my hippy juice."

Or

"Dude Mom, I only gotta shower once a month...I got my hippy juice."

by allegra80 April 23, 2008

Hipster

A 18-25 year old who likes to say they're "alternative" but in actuality they're just contributing to consumer culture. Usually doesn't work, but lives off parents' money. It's rare to find a poor hipster. Wears Nikes.

Hipster: Hey wanna go shopping at the Nike store?
Non-hipster: No thanks, they use foreign slave labor.
Hipster: Whuttt?

by ginger94 July 15, 2010

hipster

Yet another clique for people who can't develop an identity of their own.

Hipsters are no different from goths, emos, bogans, backpackers and surfies.

by freebooter December 15, 2010

hipside to the leftride

from the backstreets of chichester. meaning to be cool.

"hipside to the leftride!!!"

by johnathong March 22, 2005

hippy

People who say they're trying to make a difference in the world, but all they ever do is smoke weed

frigging hippies stealing my flowers

by Anthony da pimp I. March 30, 2003

Hipster

Although it was once a name for a particular urban subculture, loosely defined by clothing choices, "hipster" has recently come to be roughly synonymous with "person between the ages of 12 and 40 who does not wear sweatpants outdoors."

"That guy once bought a t-shirt at American Apparel; he must be a hipster."

by gg179 February 4, 2010