Hat Girl

A girl who only goes places to put on one of many hats and take Instagram pictures.

I don’t know man, she seems like a hat girl. She only goes to cool places for “shoots” and she doesn’t really do much of anything else. Nice Instagram following though.

by Hartbr8ker April 10, 2021

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Green Hat

If somebody gives you a green hat as a gift, congratulations they slept your wife or girlfriend

Hey nice Green Hat who gave it to you?
Meaning: Hey who did your significant other cheat on you with?

by Midnight Poet November 29, 2022

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A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.

These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy

by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022

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Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022

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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.

If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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