Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

Gamer Shit

When playing a video game and you leave to take an extraordinarily fast shit. You squeeze as hard as you can to expel your shit as fast as you can to get back to your game with little time wasted.

“Hold on I’ll be right back. Gotta go take a phat gamer shit.”

by ShadowPlayer456 June 8, 2022

Gamer Sauce

Semen. Literally just semen.

Kyle: I just put gamer sauce all over your sandwich. >:)

by Me pseudonym? June 28, 2023

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

Gamer Grime

When u game so hard u develop crust and gunk on various part of ur controller. Also known as Gamer Gunk

I picked up Ninjin’s controller only to find the joystick stuck with a chunk of gamer grime.

by Entai December 1, 2018

The blacksmith gamer

Someone who is awesome, handsome and cool. You allways want to be around him. Everyone likes him.

Wow! He's the blacksmith gamer if I've ever seen him!

by TBGamer Official September 4, 2016

Payton The Gamer

A boy who is a epic gamer and loves Super Smash Bros. He is a huge Nintendo fan and knows everything about them. He can nay nay like a fortniter and can default dance like one to.

You wish you were me Payton The Gamer

by A meat flavor October 15, 2019