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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a science fiction, fantasy, romance, comedy novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2026.
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel) was published in 2026.
by Jacob Martinique February 6, 2026
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Official name for the upcoming video game by Werley Nortreus called 'A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet' or 'Chasing A Floating Planet'. The video game is about a couple on a scooter chasing a floating/flying planet/orb/star on the urban road in the town called Vinciamopol.
Chasing A Floating Planet (Video Game) was invented by Werley Nortreus.
by Jacob Martinique February 8, 2026
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Official name for the upcoming video game by Werley Nortreus called 'A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet' or 'Chasing A Floating Planet'. The video game is about a couple on a scooter chasing a floating/flying planet/orb/star on the urban road in the town called Vinciamopol.
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet (Video Game) was invented by Werley Nortreus.
by Jacob Martinique February 8, 2026
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let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you
I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.
by Orangepinks March 27, 2025
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Leroy Shot/Floater

A shot or floater that is spiked with ejaculate; upon request or as a suprise.
“Man, did they put Bailey’s Irish Cream in my tequila or did they give me a Leroy Shot?

Yes, Ill take a margarita on the rocks, and if you could add a Leroy Shot/Floater, that would be splendid.
by Walkito June 13, 2025
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Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!
by R Fizzle November 16, 2025
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