February 21st

National eat a nibbas ass day

YO ITS FEBRUARY 21ST! BEND OVER

February 21st by BigDickEnergyLmaoLol October 15, 2019

February 23rd 

A person born on February 23 is most likely attracted to shrek

Evelina: hey, it’s February 23rd, my birthday!

Friend: Yeah I know, you better do shrek good today.

February 23rd by Evelinaxshrek69 November 15, 2019

Finger Free February 

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all

Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

Finger Free February by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020

February 26 

Give your gf many things bc it’s her birthday. she deserves the best and if you don’t you can’t have anything that day like kisses, hugs, and more

Hey it’s February 26, my birthday give me many things

February 26 by idc go away October 27, 2019

February 26th 

National cuddle your best friend day

“Hey Haley, guess what today is?
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”

February 26th by yunhos_hoe November 8, 2019

February 14 

This is the day to take your chance and slap as many fucktards as you want without getting in trouble.

It's February 14, and I'm single, so I'm gonna slap some bitches.

February 14 by BTStraykids February 10, 2020

February 15th 

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them day. Tell your crush about your feelings and maybe they will like you back. It also the day after valentimes day so love is in the air

Jack: hey i really like that girl over there

Jill: well then go tell her, its is February 15th after all...

February 15th by Fhkyidgjd February 14, 2020