she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".

guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...

by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008

Facebook Whore

1) A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

2) As you sign into Facebook and go on your newsfeed, expecting to see stuff that actually concerns you. But you see that one Facebook whore who has commented on everything that they see and having petty conversations such as; I MISS YOU, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And no one cares, nor wants to see it!

3) Also known as an "Akki"

"DALIA! stop being such a Facebook Whore! We don't want to see your annoying conversions and shit."

by jack257 April 20, 2009

Facebook

Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.

When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server."

When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:

Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.

by karob93 November 23, 2009

facebook

verb - the action of using the facebook; viewing profiles, groups, friends, messages, etc.

It's been 3 hours since I last facebooked - I'm having withdrawls!

by gordanfreman March 3, 2005

facebook stalking

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"

"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."

by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009

facebookin'

browsing on facebook

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?

by Joann W. April 2, 2007

facebook chatting

Talking to someone on facebook chat. Often used to talk to people by someone who doesn't have a texting plan or is over their limit. Quickly replaced IM

Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.

by honeypig February 28, 2009