(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.
(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
by TjBj January 8, 2016
Get the Facebook sittingmug. When someone who is generally disliked by most people, and who is usually physically small or weak, and is not respected by most people in real life, talks trash or attempts to assert his or her authority on Facebook.
Karl: Hey know that kid Josh Witt?
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.
Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.
Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
by BeastMode1996 November 29, 2011
Get the Facebook Braverymug. liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.
kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
by yusuck March 28, 2011
Get the facebook flexinmug. a person...or thing who:
1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category
1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category
guy 1-dude my dreams called me facebook trash last night...
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.
by joey!! ;D April 19, 2010
Get the facebook trashmug. When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.
by pornami February 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Creditsmug. Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.
by Carbomb May 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Layoffsmug. The familial or friend relationship that occurs when your friends and family add your significant other, whom they don't really know, to their Facebook friends list just because you two are together.
by Jody M May 15, 2010
Get the Facebook in-lawmug.