When someone who is generally disliked by most people, and who is usually physically small or weak, and is not respected by most people in real life, talks trash or attempts to assert his or her authority on Facebook.
Karl: Hey know that kid Josh Witt?
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.
Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.
Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
by BeastMode1996 November 29, 2011
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by Carbomb May 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Layoffs mug.A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.
Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.
by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020
Get the Facebook scientist mug.someone that joins and/or becomes fan of all types of "causes" on Facebook and is always posting on his/her wall something about helping the poor and suffering. However in real life this person does not live up to this at all.
Guy: "hey did you see Kendra's FB page, she's joined like a 100 causes and is always reminding us to don't forget about the suffering and to stay green.
Guy2 : She's sucha Facebook Humanitarian; last night my father saw her running away in her hummer after dumping her old tv down the street.
Guy2 : She's sucha Facebook Humanitarian; last night my father saw her running away in her hummer after dumping her old tv down the street.
by Kakashi-Senpai March 5, 2010
Get the Facebook Humanitarian mug.One who blindly follows current media trends without an individualized opinion.
Making up roughly 90 percent of the Facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.
Most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper class regions of the United States.
Making up roughly 90 percent of the Facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.
Most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper class regions of the United States.
Individual 1: Dude, look at all those Douche-bags wearing they're hats improperly, with they're pants below they're wastes, while listening to rap music with they're iPads, while using Macbook Pro's.
Individual 2: Yeah, what a bunch of Facebook Puppets.
Individual 1: Pfft.
Individual 2: Yeah, what a bunch of Facebook Puppets.
Individual 1: Pfft.
by TheRealBoy July 1, 2012
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1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category
1-puts up pics no one cares to see
2-tags people in those "tag yourself" things!
3-updates status every 5 minutes, no one cares that your eating yogurt watching jersey shore re-runs
4-you would look up this word to check if you fall under this category
guy 1-dude my dreams called me facebook trash last night...
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.
guy 2- duuude thats harsh! and its a little gay that your talking bout your dreams.
by joey!! ;D April 19, 2010
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kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
by yusuck March 28, 2011
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