explodejob

A blowjob in which its greatness in feeling is comparable to that of a nuclear explosion.

Jesse: Yo did you hear about the blowjob that Charlie received in that closet? I heard it was crazy...

Danny: Yo that wasn't just crazy, that bitch that gave it was DESTRUCTIVE and VICIOUS. I know, cuz I videotaped that shit. That bitch gave him a EXPLODEJOB!

by xdanizzlex August 1, 2008

Exploding Popes

Exploding Popes can be several different meanings, but most notably:

A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY;

A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year";

The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers;

Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess.

"Well, The Exploding Popes arent horrible, I mean theyre better than Joe's band, But theyre too soft for me."

"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?"

"...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked"

"(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains."

by Ronny Pope March 13, 2010

express love

Express Love is the pain of having a crush on your regular FedEx or UPS driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the Internet just to get a glimpse of him (her).

I'm in Express Love with Alan, my UPS driver. He's dreamy.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 7, 2017

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

The Express Slam

A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.

(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"

by walkwin December 19, 2008

Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010

Snuggle Explosion

When a man or boy prematurely blows his load while cuddling with a female.

Jim finally got close to Mary on the couch when suddenly he had a snuggle explosion and inadvertently got cum all over his grandmother's handmade throw blanket, and his cat.

by Black Hair Rob January 20, 2011