elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant - A person who in reality is a Communist, Fascist, or Socialist, who claims to be a Republican.

He ran as a conservative Republican, but he's only a pink elephant.

by ronkon August 26, 2019

Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.

He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.

by El Bombastico September 27, 2025

Mad elephant

Sexual presentation of genetailia. Twisting of one's hips to cause the penis to fling left and right in a rapid movement resembling an elephant trunk.

I walked in the room doing the mad elephant and she forgot all about the broken dishes.

by Wolfman Fats June 1, 2017

elephant drinking

When you drink any liquid through your penis.

She likes to get off to me elephant drinking.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube

“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”

by CBPC601 December 8, 2024

elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023