"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

I am so fucking retarded.
by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

by Rick May 18, 2004

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 8, 2004

1)To excessively "one-up" someone
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
by DaSmidgen October 3, 2008

by sharty baka caca shit shart May 7, 2021

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020
