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Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
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Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.
The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023
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Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea
by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023
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Pd Dodge

Pd dodging is the act of intentionally avoiding a permadeath event with the hopes of avoiding death or not fighting lore spec
Leaf Nin 1: Lord Hokage’s taking all the spec for himself just to pd dodge..

Leaf Nin 2: Duh, you know he’s afraid of the rose haired saiyan…

Leaf Nin 3: Yeah man and now we’re doomed to war, hopefully I can have a meal before we die because I’m skin and bones💀
by R:0 November 23, 2023
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Dick dodger

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
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Disney Dodger

Someone who is a fan of something that is OWNED by Disney but is not REALLY OWNED by Disney. Like Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars etc. although Disney owns them they are not really Disney at all considering that Disney bought them. Although these companies and brands are subsidiaries of Disney, they still maintain as their its unique culture, creativity, and technical prowess. More so, Disney would act as the parent company that employs these entities in specific roles, however they each have their departments, subsidiaries, or divisions with some degree of autonomy, maintaining their unique character and processes.
My cousin is a Disney Dodger for as long as I’ve remembered. Which is kind of weird since he’s watched all of the Pixar films but not any of the Walt Disney animated feature films.
by Zek7824 February 26, 2024
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