Dirty Eli

A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles

That trip to Vietnam was ultimately ruined when I had that Dirty Eli

by 12inchEli April 12, 2020

Dirty Den

n. nickname for the city of Meriden CT.
Comes from the ghetto-ness of this said place.

Don't fuck with the Dirty Den, unless you wanna get murked.

by Markotix January 31, 2005

dirty toby

This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.

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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby

by Xraynova May 7, 2018

Dirty Dykstra

A Dirty Dykstra is an alcoholic mixed cocktail consisting of sprite, grenadine, whiskey and Kahlua. This drink is a distasteful blend designed to "butch up" a Shirley temple.

You need a dirty dykstra

by Michael Welsch January 17, 2008

dirty mckenzie

she's absolutely gorgeous and gives the best head. her pussy is FIRE. she will do whatever you want her to. she is loyal. and if you have a chance, get with her before i do. treat her like a queen. she precious and if she likes you, you're definitely the only one.

I love that girl. Dirty McKenzie

by kp0005822 April 15, 2020

dirty kazoo

when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.

I got three "dirty kazoo's" last nite at the Casa Diablo and a hand job.

by Matlock503 April 18, 2010

Dirty Clive

when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate

I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.

by Pole30 March 15, 2008