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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Diping

n. It was diping when he stole the girls smartphone and and reposted all her naked photos to her twitter account.
v. He went diping when he decided to use the stolen smartphone to drain her paypal account.
by SocialSweetSpot June 27, 2018
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Dining-gall

Dining-gall: (noun) A place where people with terrible table manners eat.
Man, you eat like a fucking pig. Get your ass over to the dining-gall.
by Kheoleo January 7, 2019
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Dicking

When you put your dick really far down the hole
Sally: He was dicking me the other day
by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019
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Dicking

When person grabs your penis out of anger and tuggs on it.
“I gave dan a real dicking for what he did last night
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Dicking liggert

Verb: The action of cumming into a syringe and sticking it up a females nosrtril and snorting it
Mathias then cummed into the syringe for a dicking liggert, continuing to stick it up Janices nose while Janice fucking snorted that shit
by MikeHawk69420 November 15, 2019
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disingenuinality

A coldness or phony air about you. disingenuine vibe you give off
She has real cold disingenuinality about her.
by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2019
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