David

;(n.) This guy is everything someone wants to be. He has everything in him that a girl looks for (yes ladies, that means a big dick). He's mainly the athletic type and loves gettin' dat' ass. Ladies, this is the man you want in bed with you; he's gentle but loves to get dirty...and you'll like him when he's dirty. He'll get all down on you and trust me, you won't say no. when he's going down, he gets to work.
Davids are usually have chisled muscles and are just amazing. You can't get much better than a David...unless your God himself.
david's, (slang)dave, (v.)dave'n

Nick came down on me likea david lastnight.

by Chafed Nipple May 2, 2011

david and gabby

the cutest friggin couple in the world. most likely to be together forever, after they found each other. perfect for each other in every way.

David and Gabby are sooo cute!

by xoxox94567 October 17, 2008

David Parker Ray

David Parker Ray was a very sadistic man indeed. With his $100,000 homemade torture chamber, which he conveniently called his "Toy Box" which contained several items he called his "Friends" such as: Whips, Chains, Pulleys, Straps, Clamps, and Leg Spreaders, etc. For years he tortured unfortunate victims in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

His actions were everything from sadism and sex slavery to murder. Inside the torture room with numerous sex toys and torture implements there was an electronic generating device that was used in torture, as well as a 12-volt motorized breast stretcher. Ray would often have a recorded audio tape of himself he played for his victims whenever they regained consciousness. Ray has been recorded as saying he killed at least one person a year for 40 years.

David Parker Ray is one sick mother fucker!!!!

by Rough Times March 4, 2009

David

1.the most AWESOME guy EVER
2.loving,caring,sweet
3.puts up with my bullshit
4. SO CUTE
5.has the best sense of humor
6.MY BFFFFFFF
7.cheers me up always

Look at that cute little David over there

by MaRandom February 27, 2017

david

Cool kid that is most of the time Jewish. One of the best scooter kids in the world. Has or should have a best friend that is a lesbian so its ok.

person one:damm that kid is cool Who is that?

person two: oh, that's David.

by dog? April 23, 2018

David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

by Rupert Foningzby Maguire September 26, 2008

David Bell Hysteria

A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits

Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie

Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria

Drury: haha of we've all been there

Louis: Ahmen Brother

by AESIM November 2, 2008