human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Nigerian Cupcake

when you shape your shit into a cupcake and then eat it

what a great Nigerian cupcake

by pmcgeough10 October 19, 2018

Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason

Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.

by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018

Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.

Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!

by Meteli June 2, 2019

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

Jewish Cupcake

A funny way to call a jewish friend

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.

Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"

by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019