Crying-tologist
Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:
Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.
Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:
Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.
Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
Get the Crying-tologistsmug. A fake display of sadness or remorse.
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
Get the Crying Gatormug. Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.
by nanashom March 11, 2025
Get the Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.mug. 1. Main chrecter clone deaths in SWCW
2. Last level of halo reach
3. Anakin and Obi Wan on mustafar
4. Animal deaths...
2. Last level of halo reach
3. Anakin and Obi Wan on mustafar
4. Animal deaths...
Girls: I can't belive he didnt cry while watching titanic,
Men: *Watches Fives die and crys*
Thats When men cry
Men: *Watches Fives die and crys*
Thats When men cry
by Pigeon_God April 27, 2022
Get the When men crymug. 1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
by John long rod van damn July 4, 2021
Get the cry boxmug. To pout because of insult or ridicule. One cries da Poostah after having been demoralized or put down by someone or something dear to them.
"Dan cries da Poostah when he is teased in Government class."
"Im'a cry da Poostah."
Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."
"Im'a cry da Poostah."
Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."
by The Chevy Rides On December 22, 2008
Get the Cry da Poostahmug. by WontonBoi September 18, 2023
Get the Big crymug.