Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025

Cronchwrap

To crush something.

If you fall into the garbage machine, you are going to get cronchwrapped.

by PaperFan May 26, 2025

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025

chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.

Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.

by Race relations October 31, 2025

chronically tired

Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.

Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.

Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.

Person 1: ...:c

by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025

Dreaded Cornice

A teenage boy with eyes like a hungry tiger. He prays on girls with fake tans and huge boobs. He will play for a basketball team. Also has a lemony personality that fits the shape of his head. He will be defined in Dragon Dictation as Dreaded Cornice and after 6 months, will cut his long hair and hit puberty

So i really like **** ******..
Dragon Dictation: so i really like Dreaded Cornice...

by Dreadthecornice November 28, 2011