cracker-whacker

a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.".
used in riots as means of non-lethal
elimination of targets.

boys, we got another yuppie protest on our hands... whip out the
cracker-whackers!

by SPARTAN-117 January 1, 2005

Nitrous Cracker

A Nitrous Cracker is the new name for a whipped cream dispenser that isn't used for turning fresh cream into whipped cream, but is for cracking nangs and inhaling nitrous oxide. They come in many sizes, ranging from 250ml to 1L. They are by far the safest method of use, when used along side with a balloon. The most popular brand is the ISI brand. Much cheaper and easier to get compared to dentist cylinders.

"Man, your hogging the nitrous cracker. Pass it here, I want a nang."

by quadeyquade February 18, 2010

string and cracker

A frat game in which a cracker dangles from a string as several horny bastards proceed to ejaculate on it. The first to miss the cracker with his jizzum must consume it.

Man! that was a fun game of string and cracker. Yippikayay!!!! I need some listorine

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

Penis Cracker

an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)

i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.

by Angel March 28, 2003

cracker lover

a sellout who embraceses cracker culture

fuck crackerlovers

by Fuck U September 27, 2003

uncle cracker

Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus

that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

nigga cracker

A person who has a black parent and a white parent.

Albary is a nigga cracker cuz her mom is white n her dad is black.

by cold_mess June 23, 2007