cowboy up

Bruce Lee: Cowboy up motherfucker!
Jose Contreras: I'm halfway to Heavington, but get me a Jim
Bruce Lee: No, get it yourself

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

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Dallas Cowboys

The most awesome football team ever. The people who call Dallas and their fans fags, homos, and the like are insecure about their own sexuality. They love to pick on the Cowboys and their fans, and when the Dallas fans do the same, they either: 1) make pathetic excuses 2) whine and/or complain. 3) start hating on them cause they're jealous
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!

eagles fan: Ha the cowboys suck they are a bunch of fags/druggies/homos and their fans are too.

Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
EF: one.

CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.

EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,

CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
EF:

by COWBOYS & UGA BULLDOGS RULE!! June 9, 2009

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cowboy max

This is basicle the same thing as a cowboy dan but, it has a twist. Instead of sticking yer finger up someones butthole and yelling cowboy dan, you stick yer dick up there butthold and yell cowboy max.

Max: Want a cowboy max?
Subject 1: ummm....sure
*max wips his thingy out*
Subject 1:omg! Max! put that thing away!

by Daniel Pritschow November 10, 2004

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