Cooper

Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory

Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!

by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024

Cooper

The Coopers with mullets usually suck on the sack of mutual friends and wanna fight everyone

“did you hear what cooper said?”
“yeah i know, that cunts a lick nuts”

by Cooper Bitch November 23, 2021

Cooperation

Anybody trying to force someone or a group of people to do something they want is of course going to tell people they got cooperation from everybody else.

He/she knew that more people would do what he/she wanted them to by saying that he/she was getting cooperation from everybody else (or that their was no resistance to his/her plan).

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2021

cooper

coopers don’t have the best taste in food and don’t really go for any good sporting teams. coopers have no ass at all.

oh do you know that cooper dude?
yeah he has a tiny ass nowhere near as big as olivia’s

by absolute goat August 31, 2021

Cooper's Cream

Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream

Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!

by Bdjeuebdhh77784 January 23, 2021

cooper rankine

A certain person that lies about things that he has. when he says that he has a canyon sender or 5 TV's in his bedroom or even a $1,000 dollar gaming mouse - all this is false info. instead of a canyon sender he has a Polygon Siskiu n7.

all in all, cooper is actually a really good friend. but if your conversation ever veers towards biking with someone, beware of cooper Rankine!!

(person 1) Cooper Rankine says that he has a Canyon sender!!!
(person 2) that's bull!!!!

by sedrfgbhnjhbgvfcdfvgbhnjmuhygp October 28, 2021

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022