crooked money 

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

crooked money by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

crooked billy's 

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

crooked billy's by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

crooked pine 

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

crooked pine by Shitkey April 12, 2017

crooked stuff 

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

crooked stuff by nocake June 15, 2017

Crooked Neck Bitch 

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

Crooked Neck Bitch by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

Crooked Eye by the PITA son October 15, 2017

conked up 

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

conked up by kerfluffy October 26, 2017